September 2010
9 posts
Hump day Hump
I had a family emergency last week and was unable to post the hump. So I am making up for it this week! Here we go! A classic erotic short from Stephanie Burke (that’s me) LOL
Flash
Alphabetical Order He said that he was going to love me alphabetically. I had known him for years and it was quite a shock to learn that he felt that way about me, for you see, I had always attracted to...
Message to Book Pirates
…And for the pirates that are here, picture this. How would you all feel if we walked into your homes and stole your bank account numbers and took five dollars. That’s not bad. Five dollars is more than some of us pay for coffee each week. But what if we gave that number to a few friends… and they gave that number to a few friends, and one of those friends posted it on the...
Absolute Perfection Winner!!!
Hello Everybody! I am glad to report that a lot of you are perverts as well as lushes! *G* I love that! And I love all the drinks you came up with. Out of the seven recipes I received, and I tried all but one, (could not get my hands on Alien Juice LOL) the winner, selected by a serious group of drunks and bar pros, is….. Jacqueline Carter!
Now that I’ve read the directions, I...
Absolute Perfection Contest!
In honor of my new Loose Id release, Absolute Perfection, I have come up with a fun contest that should get the old juices flowing. Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice, Pineapple Juice…. Okay! As we all know an Absolute F*cker is a drink, and a drink that inspired Absolute Perfection,
1 1/2 oz Absolute Citron vodka 1 1/2 oz Crown Royal 1 1/2 oz peach schnapps 1 1/2 oz...
Hump Day Hump NC 17 M/M EIK Cover your eyes! LOL
In honor of Absolute Perfection, from Loose Id Press, here an an Absolutely perfect example of sex between a Seahorse and a Nana. And boy it was hard getting in there to take notes to prove that this is an absolutely perfect example of a mating right! Ain’t they beauts? LOL
Flash
http://www.loose-id.com/Absolute-Perfection.aspx
“You are never topping!” The enraged shriek was quickly...
Absolute Perfection Releases
It’s Out! It’s Out! Today, Absolute Perfection is Released! WOOT!
Stephanie Burke’s Absolute Perfection
ISBN: 978-1-60737-842-6 Genre: LGBT Shape-shifter Paranormal Length: Short Novel
Taza, a sea horse, sole male offspring of the Coushrin king and heir to the throne, really doesn’t like his life. For one thing, two crazy female ...
Hump Day Hump
Because I am bruised on the knees for some strange reason (Stop that) here is you Hump Day Hump, you dirt minded individuals! LOL Flash “Yeah, you are a great warrior, wee one,” Miz snorted, rolling her eyes at the small blue man. Who did he think he was? He was some small alien thing that had hit her with some type of curse and she wanted it lifted! A woman could not go through life...
Book Signing in Baltimore!
Literary Foreplay at Sugar Summer is coming to a close, and the temperatures are dropping, but there’s still time left to get hot and wet and totally turned on. When and where, you ask? At Sugar, of course. That’s right! Beth Wylde is bringing her erotica reading series, Literary Foreplay, to Sugar. She’ll be hosting the HOT event on this coming Friday night at 8PM...
Hump day Hump
This one is from a book called Frost Bitten. *g* It’s one half of a hump…. if you want the second part, just let me know and I’ll send it out! *g* I am going full tilt on about three projects and won’t be around a lot this week, but I am still here! *g* Flash, as always, tell me what you think
Frost Bitten
Damn, she knew how to touch him right!
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